Heroism is taking the microphone and belting 4th
octave F#s.
Nationalism is
winning your bet on a sports match where the winner is the same nationality as
yours.
National Interest
refers to highly popular but greatly irresponsible persons wringing their dirty
laundry on TV while the mediocre masses pretend to take logical sides and quote hand me down pseudo intellectual
statements.
Spirituality is the
best talisman invoked whenever incompetent and immature decisions are made.
Freedom is the
ability to choose without any coercion between mediocrity and ignorance.
Advancement is non
confrontation of the truth and seeking refuge in the queues of the embassies,
no questions asked.
National pride comes
from the ability to name-drop at an instant individual achievers and tag
oneself to said achievements without any exertion of effort.
Welcome to
Philippines, 2012. It's not that fun, really. Please.
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